the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
(Source: twoukofukawa, via themonstermuffin)
I died saving him. In return, he saved me to a database in the biggest library in the universe. Left me like a book on a shelf. Didn’t even say goodbye. He doesn’t like endings
(Source: mad-impossible-doctor, via themonstermuffin)
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
Also, just remember that Tom Hiddleston can make that noise on command…
(Source: betweenlegs, via so-long-soldiers)
Alice in Wonderland opening credits
I absolutely love the old Disney opening credits, they are so incredibly beautiful!!
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ta da
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(Source: youshouldhaveletmesleep, via its-a-duckpond)
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
That means no more porn on Tumblr.
… God help us all.
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This is actually brilliant.
This is the only John Green cameo I’ll get behind.
reblogging so john green can find this
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